Feb 25 2009

Left 4 Head is a porno based on Left 4 Dead. Seriously

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From destructoid.com:

left4deadporn I woke up yesterday to find a hilarious review by Kif for a porno called Left 4 Head. I finally got around to watching it now and just … just wow.

The "story" finds Zoey searching for Louis and any other possible survivors in an abandoned house. A Smoker stumbles upon Zoey in the house and uses its tongue to tie Zoey up. But wait! That’s not his tongue at all! IT’S HIS PENIS!

After two minutes of her awkwardly gagging on the tentacle penis, Zoey disposes of the Smoker and makes her way further into the house. She then comes across a Hunter and that’s when we see a six minute long blow job scene … and Zoey’s tramp stamp.

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Feb 17 2009

5 Actual Porno Movies That Are Based On Video Games

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From the-minusworld.com (via kotaku.com):

PornCover With all the source material spit swapping that games and movies paddle back and forth, it’s surprising to see that the world of video game thematic adult cinema goes woefully unpenetrated by industry journalists. That’s where a stunt-site like ours steps in to do the dirty. One look at this list and you’ll never want to pay for your mid-LAN party pizza using traditional monetary methods again. So turn down the lights, turn up the Al Green and cozy up with 5 Actual Porno Movies That Are Based On Video Games. Oh, and it’s safe for work, so don’t worry about getting a little naughty in the office.

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Jan 06 2009

Angry Video Game Nerd: Atari Porno!

Published by Chris under Movie

From gametrailers.com:

An old movie I found by accident on GameTrailers, but still a good one. Enjoy!

 

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Oct 24 2008

30 Rock: Tracy Jordan’s porno video game sells 61m units

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From joystiq.com:

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“Back in May, we heard 30 Rock character Tracy Jordan was putting the finishing touches on his pornographic video game Dong Slayer. Since then, according to the 30 Rock season premiere that debuted on Hulu this week, the title has gone on to sell 61 million units. That amounts to an average of approximately 360,947 each day. Comparatively, as of March 2008, Hot Coffee-laden Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas has sold just 21.5 million in its then-1,247 day lifetime. “

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